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Need Help with Pineapple Soup!!

11/7/13 by JJCripps1996

HOWDY! So anyways as the title of my post suggests, I need some help..

Basically, I want to make a "Catch the falling objects!" Sort of game, only there's a twist..
YOU'RE A DOCTOR!
And you're catching falling toasters from the skies, with a large bowl.
BUT! I can't make game logics and shtuff, so I've been trying to find a "design your own game!" Website, where they give you the engine, and all you do is design the sprites and stuff..
SO,
I was thinking, if anyone finds any helpful game maker systems, or if they're actually any good at making games,
THEN LET ME KNOW!

(Below is a sort off rough image of it, also I'm imagining every time you catch a toaster you get 10 points, and a crowd cheers! But every time you miss a toaster, you lose 5 points, and a bit of health, and also you'll hear a Horse neigh angrily, when your healths gone, game over!) Something like that yeah?

Need Help with Pineapple Soup!!


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DoomroarDoomroar

1/19/14

It would be a multidimensional moebius world!
At least that is what i hope...

1/19/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

There's no need to hope! WE'RE GODS! We can do whatever we want!!


DoomroarDoomroar

1/19/14

And then lets make them collide with each other!

1/19/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

and see the results of our incredible collision of worlds!


DoomroarDoomroar

1/18/14

A moebius world! i like it, i like it.

1/18/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

So, now that that worlds stuck on a continuous loop, lets make another!


DoomroarDoomroar

1/18/14

This is starting to become a cycle.

1/18/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

then we'll make it an infinite cycle world!
Then we can just leave it in it's infinite loop of new life, then destruction!


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

Indeed oh myself!
Yeah we will need to do a system reboot of the entire world.

1/18/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

yeah sounds good, start right from scratch and see how things turn out...again.


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

The blue one distorts life and spread faster as it dissolves in water!

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

my...god,

shall we just sterilize the entire world, and start from scratch?


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

Actually something when wrong and instead of the much awaited green giant nuclear fart, they made a blue giant nuclear fart!

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

OH GOD! what does a blue one do?


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

Saddly they can pull shit like that, but they invented a nuclear fart!

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

:O
RELEASE THE CHAIN-SAURS!!!
ALL OF THEM!
We're starting this world again! I wont have no people invent a nuclear fart of any sort!


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

They worship you with farts and complains about the shit that they no longer have!

Farmers rapidly started to transform into the new bankers, to own land was never so important, and of course greed got in the way of food and the result was war, the very first war and it was over eggs and beans, they called it World Wide Breakfast War, mean while some people started to stuff themselves with Broccoli and Cauliflowers.
I was planning to stop such barbaric acts, but to tell you the truth they started to eat more healthy so i allowed it.

If it works tell, me we could send them to the world for re-population.

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

Let's just wait until they invent the nuclear bomb, then I'll release my "chain-saurs" PUNNY!


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

Flatulence gives him life! now everyone invest on eggs and beans!

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

You see Doomroar!? Already the gods, good and crap have already created a world where shit no longer exists, and everyone uses urinals..even Women! (I mean they need a crane to dangle themselves over but still it seems pretty effective), a place where egg and beans are seen as the currency for the very GODS!!!

We truly are the Gods of good and shite,
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to reinvent dinosaurs, replace all their limbs with chainsaws, and set them loose on hell....see how my devil minions cope


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

A moment of silence for shitty god who just collapsed...
*someone farts* how appropriate!

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

*Sniffs fart, then leaps back into life*!! Huzzah! The smell of farts has re-awoken me!


DoomroarDoomroar

1/17/14

Ah i can see the world functioning perfectly with just piss, after all it can come in solid form too as uric acid, more commonly known as bird poo which is actually piss, the white stuff. So plants can be fertilized directly by byproducts of cadavers processed by fungi, but not necessarily as poo! but as an exotic new branch of pee!
Mmmh women on urinals, oooooh... uhum, or they could use Japanese style bathrooms.
What i see is that in a world without shit, cloacas become more common, an urination changes.

But fuck it if it fails is still your fault i called it with time i am the good god, complains that way \ /

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

fuckin' piss, fuckin' good god, fuckin' japanese fuckin' urinals, fuckin-*Collapses due to too much rage*


DoomroarDoomroar

12/21/13

Shit again?Really? man why is always that scatology whit you? i am calling it now, when the humans from that universe start complaining, with:
-"why is life so shitty?"
-"what a load of shit!"
-"this is pure bullshit!"
-"Agh can this day get more shitty?"

I am calling it right now, all that? just your fault.
When they ask god !why is shit happening to me?" you have to take care of that shit, indeed, i am the good God, you will be the shitty one! they will even call you the devil! i am calling it first! haha.

1/17/14 JJCripps1996 responds:

BUT Just remember that without shit in the world, plants wouldn't be fertilized, all the toilets in the world would be replaced by urinals (for the men anyway, unless the women don't mind awkwardly squatting over a urinal for a fucking piss, wait they have no choice, were the gods! We make the rules babeh!) so...yeah sometimes shit makes the world go round!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/21/13

The break up was so intense, they called it the Big Bang, and a new universe was born.

12/21/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Who knows what this new universe will have to offer! Probably a load of shite.


DoomroarDoomroar

12/20/13

Te project ended prematurely...

12/21/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

And then the world ended due to Doomroar and Jordan's departure..


DoomroarDoomroar

12/20/13

I see a man of morals, i knew from the beginning that we will end making the universe better!

12/20/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

And so, it was never meant to be..


DoomroarDoomroar

12/20/13

You have never poured anything over anyone?

12/20/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

well, I poured eggnog onto a snail..but after the military had finally shot down the beast as it was tearing apart new york, I decided not to do anything like that again!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/20/13

So you have never put a facial on someone?

12/20/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

never


DoomroarDoomroar

12/19/13

Or will be covered with us, it works either way.

12/20/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

woah! I don't wanna have to cover myself over someone! That's demeaning!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/18/13

They will be soaked, saturated with us!

12/19/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Basically, long story short, everyone and everything is gonna become us


DoomroarDoomroar

12/17/13

We will "communicate" with the entire realm of reality and fiction!

12/18/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

we will spread it across the known, and unknown realms of the entire universe!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/17/13

An world of mutants which consumerism is entirely devoted to our industry!

12/17/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Then when we're done with Earth, we'll spread our wealth and power DNA splice across the entire universe!!!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/16/13

Powdered into their very cells!

12/17/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Their very DNA changed!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/16/13

Seasoned all over our awesomeness!

12/16/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Soaked to the bone with it!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/16/13

They will DROWN on our greatness!

12/16/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

They will be marinated in our greatness!!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/16/13

We will not make it rain my friend, we will be regarded as storm gods! as GODS I TELL YOU! GODS!

12/16/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

We will make it FLOOD! With our success!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/16/13

Time to get that dough, with our "communication" skills...

12/16/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Were gonna be stinkin' rich Doomroar!! Rich and knee deep in all sorts of "communication" tools


DoomroarDoomroar

12/15/13

"The names a bit long, but the longer the name, the longer people are taking to talk about us!"
Should be our slogan that way people get to talk even more about us!

12/15/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Exactly! This is how business literally works!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/14/13

I see so we will be doing some "phone-talking" with Mr.Freeze? mmh i guess we could diversify this communication thing and become a Telecommunication enterprise...

12/15/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

we shall call ourselves "The really cold phone service, who use marble chairs and titanium chains to get your message across!" The names a bit long, but the longer the name, the longer people are taking to talk about us!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/14/13

And a machine-gun that fires ice, or liquid nitrogen charged bullets.

12/14/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Hell yeah! I've got Mr.Freeze's phone number as well, so I'll give him a ring


DoomroarDoomroar

12/13/13

The core of the Earth is quite a warm place, we will need some freezing water to pour on their faces... so they can get our topics across...

12/14/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Also, we will need about 20,000 fans, and about 20 open fridges


DoomroarDoomroar

12/13/13

But it better not be a wooden chair, we need one really solid and sturdy chair, just to not be ambiguous in any of our... dialogues...

12/13/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Okay Okay! We'll get a mahoosive chair made of marble, with great big Kryptonite chains, and we'll attach it to the very core of the Earth itself!!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/13/13

Yeah that would be a failure in our "PR" we better use titanium alloy chains, you know... just to ensure the conversation....

12/13/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

and also some sort of chair nailed to the ground, so that they don't miss out on this rather important conversation..


DoomroarDoomroar

12/12/13

We will need rope too... for communication purposes...

12/13/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Make sure it's strong and sturdy rope! We won't want it breaking in the middle of...communicating..


DoomroarDoomroar

12/12/13

No words can describe the betrayal! explain it physically... with a bat.

12/12/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

..and a sword..and some chains...and several other beaty uppy weapons


DoomroarDoomroar

12/11/13

Is the vending machine's partners... they know of their wet escapades with Black Jack!

12/12/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

There was even a Jeremy kyle episode about this!
"Black masked moron grabs my Curly Wurly, how do I explain this to the misses!?"


DoomroarDoomroar

12/11/13

Yeah... i will avoid dem vending machines even more for now on...

12/11/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

I always have, and shall continue to!
At least you now know why you can slightly hear a crying noise when you're around vending machines.


DoomroarDoomroar

12/9/13

You should search Black Jack by Ozamu Tezuka, also known as the god of manga!
Na i wouldn't choose this ladies man fellow, he... likes to mess with the food dispensers...

12/11/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Haha, look all that happened was he tried to climb into the food dispenser to get his well deserved Skittles, and well...one thing led to another..and it all ended in tragedy..not for Black Jack though who ended up "well pleasured"


DoomroarDoomroar

12/8/13

I see, i will guess that Mutant-man and Black-Jack (Tezuka reference?) have similar stats?
Also is Davy Jones perpetually flying?

12/9/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

yes, Davy Jones is on a floating custard cream, it's his favourite mode of transport!
and actually, Black-Jack and Mutant Man are the more "leveled" people, only Mutant-man's more close combat, and Black-Jack is a bit more ranged, with his trusty two revolvers! But is fairly good in close combat,

and I don't know what tezuka is, but he's just called Black-Jack because its a gambling game..I think, and he wears a black mask, and also a thong on the outside of his tuxedo..for the ladies!

He's like a much more erotic version of Black Mask from Batman.


DoomroarDoomroar

12/7/13

So he is the tanky/melee slow but powerful type... how badass is the broom?

12/8/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Yes, Scrabblathon, and Propeller-Dactyl are the more tank/melee peeps,
The evil Broom with Insect Legs is more of a ranged character, he can only do a single jump, can do a long range lightning beam (pretty good) and can do an electric ground slam thing, and he's medium speed, BUT he's not very good in close combat :|


DoomroarDoomroar

12/6/13

So Mutant-man can't mutate more into a mutating monster of mutationing mutations?
... in that case i choose Scrabblathon, which i hope is water proof, since it has a shark...

12/7/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Not sure if Scrabblathon is waterproof,
Or shark arm is immortal,
but what I DO know is that the shark arm has swords for fins, for extra cutting action, and has a lazer mouth beam, but Scrabblathon does slow melee attacks and is a slow walker in general, but he is very strong and is one of the better characters to pick!
plus he can double jump..a bit.


DoomroarDoomroar

12/5/13

Wait, Mutant-man doesn't mutates into a monstrosity to terrorize the world!?
Why am i smelling heresy?

12/6/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

He's called Mutant-Man because he's a mutant..man, he mutated when a Doctor attempted to resurrect him by stabbing a salami into his chest (a short comic I made, which will be coming soon!)


DoomroarDoomroar

12/4/13

lol.


DoomroarDoomroar

12/3/13

Haha, that's the spirit! o well at least part of it...

12/4/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

part of a spirit's good enough for me!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/2/13

Oh jealously never leads to good things! bad boy, bad!

12/3/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Very well, I will find someone who's madness is exactly as equal as mine!


DoomroarDoomroar

12/1/13

That would be some spectacle to behold and remember for eons and eons.

Is the freaky ideas that made the fun games! so the crazy the better, specially since that is exactly your work to come with some creative nonsense, that will look and play great, then the programmer will suffer to made it a reality, but it will do it gladly because it also knows that he is working on a great idea. Of course in the very end, if we go beyond the skills of both artist and programmer, it all comes to tastes, so try to get a grasp of what the whole time is into, that will help a lot.

Well sure all things said, you have to find a programmer first XD, and to lure one you need a good idea that will attract one, and as a stalker of your work i think you can do it, there are plenty of weirdos out there specially on this medium.

12/2/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Haha thank you very much! I shall find a weirdo who's madness is almost as equal as mine..almost.


DoomroarDoomroar

11/30/13

Not even frozen, with the speed those icy rocks it saddens me to tell you this, but they will be crushed into oblivion, my hope here is that the bombs we put in them may be able to deflect them so we could avoid the impact...

The coders hang out from time to time on the forums, the trick is to have confidence on your idea, your style, and well to have the guts to go and do something crazy, who know you maybe the next Edmund Mcmillen!

12/1/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

and when the bombs do go off, it will snow pieces of sharks, dragons, large shards of metal and tiny pieces of snow dust..

and Haha thanks, I'll just have to get out there and freak some people out, like I always do!!


DoomroarDoomroar

11/29/13

Is a sacrifice... but we will have to make the Mega-Sharks and Robo-Dragons collide with space ice while they still are on space, is a lost i know, but we don't have much options!

By the way how's the game going?

11/29/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

I suppose our world isn't ready for mega-sharks and Robo-Dragons, only frozen ones,

and the game's going absolute shite to be honest, I sort of..gave up a bit, making games is actually quite complicated, I may just find someone who already knows how to make games, and give them the sprites and so on


DoomroarDoomroar

11/29/13

Raining Mega-Sharks and Robo-Dragons? pff wait until the meteor/comet showers bring the apocalypse, now that is raining, with ice from outer space!

11/29/13 JJCripps1996 responds:

Space ice?! OH GOD NOO!! I have no chains to put onto my tires!! HOW WILL I SURVIVE!>!?!!?!