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2014-01-15 06:40:24 by JJCripps1996
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Hello! So Basically, Since I'm not doing a lot (apart from college obviously) I've decided to do some of those silly "How to draw..so and so" pages, so basically, comment me anything that you've seen me draw and thought to yourself "I wonder how you draw that? Do you just draw it, or are there certain rules?" like, a robot I drew a while back, or if you want me to show you the ways of drawing Crabsticks! Or maybe you just want to know the rules of 'How to draw like Jordan in general!' feed me comments, don't be shy! Or go ahead and be Mr. (or Mrs, ladies ;D) shyten of shywood, where everyone's too chicken to communicate to one another.


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BobieThe11thBobieThe11th

2014-01-15 10:12:04

THE SCABBLATHON

JJCripps1996 responds:

The Scrabblathon? Yeah..sure why not! Anything else? literally just name anything you want!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-15 17:06:11

...
Mmmh, how do you draw those clean, pure, free and captivating backgrounds!?
(couldn't resist!)

JJCripps1996 responds:

Backgrounds? Give me an example of what sort of backgrounds you mean :D


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-15 19:55:43

Haha.

Ok now for real lets see this guy:
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jjcripps1996/toad?
This guy:
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jjcripps1996/toad-2?
This guy:
Toad 3
The giant 3 eyed planetoid spitting fire next to the text that reads "zombies in space" which is firing a green rocket, while its main tower is getting destroyed, that appears here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jjcripps1996/the-vanilla-quadrant?
Aaand, i don't have nothing specific, but now i am curious to see how this was made:
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jjcripps1996/the-goblin-kingdom?

Because if i am correct, and i am, i did asked you before about your secret to work with without editing the white background (which i am still interested in).

JJCripps1996 responds:

Haha oh right I see what you mean now :D Don't worry, I'll write a "how to achieve a clean background!" page soon, along with all the other pages.

anything else you're curious about?


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-16 04:27:02

Yeah after we created that universe and i got the role of the good god, and you got the role of the shitty one, do you still get time with all the shitty complains?

JJCripps1996 responds:

yes, unfortunately I do, I have no choice, it is compulsory


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 00:59:51

Shitty multitasking!? incredible.

JJCripps1996 responds:

But just because I can multitask, it doesn't necessarily mean that the results are of good quality..


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 06:03:51

Doesn't matter they don't expect nothing anyway, the good god is I after all!

JJCripps1996 responds:

-_- Curse you good god, curse you


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 06:47:23

Good god can only be blessed on all his goodness!

JJCripps1996 responds:

Fine then, Bless you, Good God, Bless you


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 10:15:08

And the world was in order once again.

JJCripps1996 responds:

"The End"

OR WAS IT?!!?!? PLOOT TWIIST!!!!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 11:16:49

Is still full of chaos!

JJCripps1996 responds:

..or was it? ANOTHER PLOT TWIST!!!!
I should totally write books


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 13:05:51

It so just happens that chaos was another word for order, so the world was in chaos again.

JJCripps1996 responds:

..It seems no matter how hard we try, the worlds are always thrown into chaos...OH WELL!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 16:18:44

If only we could be more like Sock, maybe the world could find dischaos.

JJCripps1996 responds:

Maybe we should start our own cult?

just a random thought!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 16:41:05

But i am just a good god and you a shitty one, we need to enhance our stats first!

JJCripps1996 responds:

Ok, ok, why don't we do some godly acts then!
Get a guy to build a boat, and then flood the place!
I dunno! Lets just do some crazy shit so people start believing in us!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-17 17:58:51

After the Blue nuclear fart, things like people as far as the term goes... well all those are kinda death.
On the other hand the Chain-saurs are doing quite... not as death...

JJCripps1996 responds:

not as death is good enough for me! ...I guess


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-18 06:58:37

At least is like almost alive!

JJCripps1996 responds:

about 99.9.9.9.99% alive


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-18 14:27:19

That's actually quite a decent percentage of liveliness.

JJCripps1996 responds:

I should know, I got a full degree in percentages of liveliness!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-19 00:40:55

Oooooooh! so... is that like necromancy?

JJCripps1996 responds:

pretty much yeah, you do get taught a LOT about how to summon the dead and such, although I've forgotten most of them skills


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-19 12:54:45

Something is something i guess, you are officially a shitty god of the death now!

JJCripps1996 responds:

Hooray! Imma gonna raise an army of the dead!

Now where's that manual...


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-19 14:22:42

Oh i can see the results already! no, no wait, false alarm, just a survivor.

JJCripps1996 responds:

damn, better get rid of him, we don't want any mad survivors telling the new people that the creation of them was caused by a pair of gods getting bored and smashing two planets together


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-20 05:32:46

Nah let him, i like how it sounds, is going to be some interesting lore.

JJCripps1996 responds:

Ok ok, but when the entire humanity stands up against us cause we killed two planets, you're on your own!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-20 07:07:07

We are the reason they are alive now! on a multidimensional moebius planet! i only expect praise and eternal worship from them.

JJCripps1996 responds:

Good point, AND they can use all the diseased from the previous two planets as fossil fuel!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-20 14:56:25

Plus they get Chain-saurs, sure the Chain-saurs that survived the collision maybe mad and dangerous but they are also cool as hell so that's a bonus.

JJCripps1996 responds:

We could give them the powers to tame my beasts, so then they could ride them, which is an even bigger bonus,
plus I think I left my necromancy manual on our new planet, so someone's probably gonna find that and start summoning an army of skeletons.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-21 06:41:26

Ah it is shaping quite well, now i hope they change their worship practices, i don't want my tribute to by paid in farts...

JJCripps1996 responds:

I want mine to be paid in giant golden statues of farmyard animals!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-23 15:45:49

Giant golden statues? nice, nice i want mine to look like me, because i am god after all, that will be probably the most rational thing that world will ever have.

JJCripps1996 responds:

Yes, they shall have to give me one golden statue of a farmyard animal yearly, but every year they shall have to make the farmyard animal different, and after I have accepted there prize, they shall then have to dump there statue onto my new moon that I've created, specifically made for dumping golden statues onto


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-25 00:13:13

With the passing of the years the moon started to take a golden hue, and its mass was so great that it ended colliding with the world, gold rained that day, in the middle of the chaos and horrors brought by the collapsing moon, the people where joyous, for all the gold was returning to them, in the form of molten killer gold raining from the sky.

Sadly the magnitude of the moon crashing against the world caused the extinction of the Chainsaurs, but with all the gold to their disposition a project was funded to bring them back to life with science!

JJCripps1996 responds:

and so, the cycle of making a new moon, filling it with new golden statues and then that one colliding with the planet, started again


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-27 18:34:13

Ditto & Bis, then repeat.

JJCripps1996 responds:

it seems whenever we make a world, we end up setting it on an infinite loop


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-28 15:10:41

Well is a double mebius world so it fits.

JJCripps1996 responds:

fair enough,
and I've decided to add two more moons, so they have a bit more room for my statues before all three moons collide with the planet again in a molten gold fire fury,


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-29 12:37:33

They will need to start getting gold from other worlds.

JJCripps1996 responds:

and so, intergalactic banking loans were created


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-29 15:16:53

Worshiping became too much of a social problem, the economic differences started to became too obvious, the working class was being oppressed like never before, nad unable to contribute into the gold offerings they were ostracized, exploited and discriminated will being also the ones working the hardest the laborers of the universe united to fight against the dominant classes.

Communism was reborn.
The universe enters into war. During this time all the golden offerings were halted, and with no one to properly worship him the shitty god decided to make an intervention.

JJCripps1996 responds:

when I made an 'intervention' what I actually did was just start throwing black holes across random parts of the universe, that'll teach them to stop giving ME golden farmyard animals!!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-30 09:15:56

War was still rampaging across the cosmos, perils like never before started to appear black holes from nowhere decimated entire armies, no one was safe, between the wrath of the shitty god and the synthetically perils brought by the war the universe was in the verge of become uninhabitable, as usual people blamed all that shit on the shitty god, but one day... one little guy in the verge of dying asked: "ah good god why do you allow this shit?" good god hardly gets any questions directed towards him, so i was able to answer him with swiftness "because otherwise shitty god would get boring..." and with his last breath the dying man screamed at the cosmos cursing all the gods.

Atheism and Skepticism was born.

JJCripps1996 responds:

And while this was happening, shitty god created white holes, a complete opposite to black holes, and instead push everything away from them,
and he threw them all over the universe as well, unaware of this new invention of atheism and skepticism.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-30 14:25:56

(Actually my man.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole so yeah... is not that they push matter away is that you can not enter them, and some are supposed to be the other halve of worm holes, the exit half)

As shitty god filled the universe with more and more white holes, and black holes, the skeptics started to mobilize and grow in strength, appealing the organized workers who never had enough to spend into worship statues, appealing to the extremely rich that didn't really want to invest their gold on useless statues, appealing to the communist, to the capitalist, to the conscious and the stupid, to young and old, a revolution was born, more and more, the inhabitants of the universe stopped considering the gods.

The war was coming to an end, the dogma revolution was ending it.

JJCripps1996 responds:

And as the good god explained to the shitty god all about white holes, shitty god then created orange holes, a strange vortex that does nothing but constantly fire out rubies and diamonds and golden goblets and riches beyond your wildest dreams, and dumped them all at the very centre of the universe itself, so that the riches would eventually arrive at everyone's doorsteps!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-30 16:59:48

The orange holes released so much matter in the form of heavy elements into the center of the universe that the gravitational pull started to accelerate a big crunch effect, the universe was about to implode.

JJCripps1996 responds:

But with the implosion, an explosion would happen straight after, flinging every thing that had been sucked into the holes, back out again, but into the complete opposite way, and the orange holes sucked into each other and vanished, plotting there revenge straight away,
as for the whole universe, it was safe,
but had now been mirrored.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-30 18:35:49

The universe was mirrored, filled with black and white holes and with no orange ones.

A contrary image of what i used to be, the universe was now starting to fill with the faithful followers of the gods... once again.

JJCripps1996 responds:

and so, the entire cycle would surely start again, and again..and again..and..again, and so forth!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-31 14:50:14

Ditto & Bis, then repeat.

JJCripps1996 responds:

well it seems we've cocked up not only yet another planet, but the entire universe..lets make another one.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-31 16:02:07

And another one was made.

JJCripps1996 responds:

And it was identical to the last.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-01-31 16:35:28

So without change the universe was essentially death submerged in an eternal loop.

JJCripps1996 responds:

so we've now made two identical universes, both on a set infinite doom loop,
we are pretty good in the god business I think.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-01 13:49:02

Well i don't know, since none of those universes can evolve... they seem pretty pointless, static on its finest, but at least they don't have to deal with entropy, so i guess we did indeed quite a damn good job!

JJCripps1996 responds:

okay then, time to build another universe and ruin it in the process!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-01 16:26:32

What a hard working shitty god!

JJCripps1996 responds:

I deserve three times more farmyard golden animal statues!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-02 13:53:38

Why stopping there? you deserve a whole zoo of exotic animals made out of gold!

JJCripps1996 responds:

forget animals! Even famous figures! Like Robot Lincoln and Mummy Washington!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-02 14:26:19

Forget that, everyone should make gold states of everything, it would be like a second universe made out of gold! but in a smaller scale.

JJCripps1996 responds:

But the gold universe would have to be under some pretty heavy protection, in case any robbers try and sneak in and snatch a few golden people.


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-02 15:39:53

Well i think that with so much gold, gold itself will devaluate and people will lost interest in stealing, like sand... is everywhere so no one goes around making a big deal over sand.

JJCripps1996 responds:

apart from the sand people, obviously,


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-03 15:22:29

Sure the sand people care about sand, but you don't see sand traffickers kidnapping sand people for their sand orgasm...

JJCripps1996 responds:

Of course you don't see them! They smuggle the sand undercover! They don't just wander around in public going "Oh hey all! I'm just off to kidnap some sand for my own sexual needs!"


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-04 05:34:06

Well i was coming more from the point of, since we are gods... we can see all, but we don't see them, because they are invisible sand traffickers!!

JJCripps1996 responds:

But, then technically all we can see is a bunch of sand suddenly floating and flying off over the border


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-04 15:38:46

Yeah so who are we to not say that what we are seeing is not just a bunch of magnetic sand floating away?
I mean, is not like we are gods or anything like that... oh wait.

JJCripps1996 responds:

oh wait..that means..we no longer HAVE THE POWER TO CONTROL THE COURSE OF NATURE!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-04 16:28:10

The universe has freed itself from us, the skeptics have won!
Oh Myself no!

JJCripps1996 responds:

Damn...okay fine, we'll build ONE MORE universe, see how that goes..


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-05 00:45:23

Shitty god... i don't know how to tell you this... but our new universe has a deadly disease on it!
It has humans! oh wait, the other ones also had humans... but the other ones also failed... i am seeing a pattern here.

JJCripps1996 responds:

Why don't we just leave this universe alone, and don't tinker with it whatsoever, THEN if they haven't blown up into oblivion within the first five minutes, we must reach the conclusion that WE need to pass a course in "universal creating"


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-05 15:05:37

But we live outside of time, just how long is 5 minutes anyway?

JJCripps1996 responds:

We'll have to get them to invent the talking clock, and just occasionally phone that up


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-06 08:06:33

Ah i cant believe we are gods and yet we are making compromises!

JJCripps1996 responds:

We may be gods, but there is a limit to our powers..surprisingly


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-06 19:20:59

So it seems, in that case my will be shaped like the jaw of a shark that got the rabies.

(Updated ) JJCripps1996 responds:

Mine shall be in the shape of a T-Rex, and will be located in the middle of the pacific ocean, it will tower over all cities, and will be made of GOLD! (Since gold is now redundant and not worth anything anymore)


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-07 13:25:31

Oh so showy, with such a big structure to find it and then subsequently contact you should be easy, my sharkphone should be hidden in the deepest part of the cosmos, with only a handful of clues leading to it.

Yes, to contact the good god, will be an adventure, an adventure so epic that once they get to the phone they would no longer know why they even wanted to call me to begin with.

JJCripps1996 responds:

AHA! But the dinosaur itself isn't the phone, the phone is situated in a booby trap filled dungeon, in the head of the T-Rex, which can only be entered by the secret entrance via the anus, and when the phone is rang, the whole statue collapses in on itself, then, after a week, the statue rebuilds instantly, ready for the next crew of adventurers..


DoomroarDoomroar

2014-02-08 04:10:11

Ah great job shitty god, if the statue collapses they never get a real change to call you haha, on the other hand if they are resilient enough they can get a slim change to talk with me if they are lucky enough to find my sharkphone that is.

JJCripps1996 responds:

I never said it was impossible to call me, you just have to be very fast when legging it out of the great collapsing statue,